shamoonying

When one is in the persuit of the opposite sex and is successful

Any shamoonying over the weekend??

by river dance February 26, 2004

Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014

SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL

SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL IS A SCHOOL FILLED WITH WANNABE GANGBANGERS AND HOES THAT ARE ADDICTED TO WEED OR NICOTINE. IF YOU AREN'T ADDICTED TO WEED OR NICOTINE THEN YOUR MOST LIKELY GONNA BE PREGNANT BY THE TIME YOUR 16.

NICK: HEY, JOEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT BOY WHO GOT CAUGHT SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL?
JOEY: YEAH HE MUST GO TO SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL.

by trickster420 September 21, 2021

dumb shaming

Using well-founded evidence in a public forum to point out the titanic and obvious stupidity exhibited by someone being, at best, a half-wit about something of which they know little or nothing.

Unlike “fat shaming” dumb shaming has less of a perjorative edge for the accuser than the accused, as unlike fat shaming, the person being a stupid fuck-knuckle is in a perfectly good position to not act that way.

Sheesh, didn’t that anti-vax crank just invite a total fucking dogpile of dumb shaming with his latest woo-woo tinfoil-hatted rant?

by septentrionalis September 7, 2020

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

Shamazing

Someone or something soo amazing it's shamazing

Guy1:"OMG!!! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! Check that out!
Guy2:"What?!?
Guy1:"Look"
Both:looks across the street at the best thing ever
Guy2:"Woah, that's freaking amazing."
Guy1:"Dude, I think that is pass amazing"
Guy2:"Then what could it be, cool,awesome,sick,sweet?"
Guy1:"No, I've got it...SHAMAZING"
Guy2:"Yeah it sure is"

by Deztiny September 26, 2010