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Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017
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Serve

by Fatbob2015 May 7, 2018
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Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
by Flhu May 9, 2018
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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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Bullet Serve

Its a type of serve in ping pong. It was named by Prashanta , who is a well known ping pong master. The serve gets its name because of the high speed the player hits the ball at. It requires the player the to hit the ball at very high speed and very low altitude from the net. To do so, player must hit the ball with the very corner of the bat and land it at the very corner of the table on their side. No one could serve as fast as Prashanta but Prashanta's side kicks, Jonathan and Yazan came close to its mastery.
Oh no! I just got bullet served!
Holy moly. The bullet serve is so fast.
Prashanta is so good at using bullet serve!
by JesusLordBuddha December 12, 2020
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Well Served

a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.

Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
by n-nisan February 23, 2021
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Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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