Sinjid Sense

Shogoa Sinjid's 'gut-feelings'...
Often correct, though not ALL the time..

My SINJID SENSE tells me she's going to leave him for his sister...

by Sinjid March 10, 2005

Silly Sense

When you are under the influence of Marijuana, every phrase or word that is silly, only makes sense in that state of mind.

Brittany: Did you know horses can play football?
Matt: That actually makes sense.
Jess: You stupid stoners, that only makes silly sense.

by Phatmattd October 29, 2008

Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.

"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"

by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012

Quilt sentence

The origin came from the facebook and twitter generation of kids who were dumber than a sack of hammers, sometimes in their spaciness they'd make and still make quilt sentences.

A quilt sentence is a sentence which is compiled of 5-10 different sentences sewn together into a large WTF sentence; a quilt sentence lacks coherency and grammar.

Petty you and your disturbance=Quilt sentence

by JohnOrJOHN April 29, 2013

Crowbar Sensei

A person who is the master hitting a crap load of stuff with a crowbar

master dojo sensei Crowbar Sensei

by DaNameIsJoshua August 26, 2013

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

god sense

To be the best at something, To be the greatest

I’m am god sense at playing basketball

by Charlie god February 3, 2018