Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.
Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!
by pudoooser November 30, 2009
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self esteemie

In place of a "selfie". A "self esteemie"is what a selfie exposes, a picture that is cry for help and self esteem that the person is lacking. The act of taking a picture to have people fawn over you and make up for the void in your life of confidence and self awareness.
Man, that girl just posted her fourth self esteemie on Instagram today. Shes wilding and needs some help.

What is up with this dude posting self esteemies of himself in his bathroom?!
by Big Daddy Dool December 20, 2013
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Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
by Glimmer October 21, 2020
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Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.
Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.
by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011
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Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.
Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"
by row man April 21, 2022
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self worthle

When you slip up and let your self worth become indissolubly linked to your daily Wordle performance
It took me all six guesses today - my self worthle is in the tank
by heyyyjaojao March 18, 2022
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self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.
Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"
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