meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

frill seeking

The act of seeking out expensive, girly, or frilly things.

I went frill seeking today and found a bargain on a Coach purse.

by dwoz12 July 4, 2012

Jac Sherington

A Person who has the dirtiest and most disgusting mind among men and loves asking would you rather's which involve unspeakable acts usually sexual

Jac Sherington just asked me would I rather watch my mum rape him or him raping my mum (yes he did just ask me that he actually is disgusting)

by officialborris November 11, 2014

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse

a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017