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Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces
Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man
by Cay919 December 4, 2017
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second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020
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second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity
Kill me, am not being the second croissant again
by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020
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Second Drip

When a chick has a guy cum inside her and she goes to the toilet to empty out, only for a few minutes later for it to happen again.
" I came inside my girl, them she emptied out and then came the second Drip".
by Jonesy1183 September 28, 2021
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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