Schrödinger's Wuss

People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.

That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!

by Dangodingo September 20, 2021

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit

Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time

by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021

Schrödinger's Rickroll

When you see a link, and you are SURE that it's a Rickroll, but you won't know if you don't click. It is a Rickroll, and it's not at the same time

This is a fucking Schrödinger's Rickroll. It might be a rickroll. But it might not be. Gotta click.

by Zzdots March 16, 2025

Schrödinger's Gender

When someone has every gender and no gender at the same time.

They have all genders and no gender, they have Schrödinger's Gender.

by DecidiousGreens June 23, 2024

Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.

1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective

by foothands29 December 8, 2018