by Kingvageta January 2, 2018
Get the School mug.A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
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School is basically like a labor camp that was used during the Holocaust. First of all, The teachers always have to act like Nazis to all the children. Second, the time to go to school is unfair. If one is supposed to go to school at 7 AM, that is harsh. Kids need sleep in order to function properly and if you're not going to let them have their sleep, then you are a big fucking FAGGOT. Third, if there is some sort of fight going on, the two kids who are fighting can't even fight right. All they do is they hit each other like little girls and then the teacher walks over and divides the two up. From there, you're already wasting everyone's fucking time by fighting someone and making it want everyone to watch. Fourth, during passing time when everyone has to go to their next class, there always has to be that big group of kids on their phones just standing in the middle of the hall. What's also stupid is that they never even try to move. "Just get off your phone and get to class. " the teacher would say. Then everyone would be happy. Fifth, in some schools, the coaches don't even try to make everyone feel like they have a purpose to be in this world. If they had some sort of reward system like "Student of the Week", they would always practically pick the fucking popular kids. Give the kids who aren't popular a chance!!! End of Definition
School is a waste of time.
by BleachedSpaghettiYT November 22, 2017
Get the School mug.School, is one form of prison. Like, how the fuck do kids go their without getting anxiety. Almost nobody uses algebra in their jobs, but yet people have to spend 12 years in hell about numbers. And nobody, ever, uses proper English, but why do we learn it? I just can't ugh.
by Sassy_Sykes August 20, 2014
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Get the School mug.An education system in which you are slaved to do hard tasks.
These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.
An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.
These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.
An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.
by mydeadcatishere May 20, 2019
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