by jamelie.beanz June 13, 2018
Get the Samantha mug.Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 7, 2019
Get the Samantha mug.the most perfect girl you will ever meet. she is gorgeous and sweet. she loves people and is very smart. any guy would be out of his mind lucky to have such an amazing girl. everybody loves sam.
“who’s that girl over there? damnnn she’s hot af” “oh that’s sam”
“did you see that samantha is helping with charity work in africa?” “that is sooo like her. she’s always so helpful
“did you see that samantha is helping with charity work in africa?” “that is sooo like her. she’s always so helpful
by thatperfectsister June 10, 2018
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by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017
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Get the Samantha mug.simply the snazziest best friend a girl or boy could ever have! She loves purple and alpacas. she also is good at rejecting boys.
Boy: Wasup cutie
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
by AJisSnazzy May 3, 2018
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