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Samantha

I only know one Samantha.
And that Samantha is a liar.

So.
"Damn I hate Samantha "
Yeah me too man
by X.Viper.X August 6, 2021
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Samantha

Usually a Samantha would be tall with light hair and beautiful eyes. However Samanthas can be cold, narcissistic little girls, around about 4'11, highest height of 5'3. They can be like a sket or have their eye on one boy in particular, with that boy she has a strong urge to do him and protect him.
Logan: "Have you seen Samantha anywhere?"
Zac: "No one can see her, have you seen the height of her?"
by maddiesmaw4207 May 29, 2018
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Samantha

Really cute and pretty but will kick your asss if you piss her off loves most hates the haters and is part of boonk gang
That girl is name is Samantha
by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017
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Samantha

a little 5th grade bitch that loves to suck dick and strings
hey samantha did you suc strings last night
by yeet hole mc deet hole December 9, 2019
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Samantha

she is a 6 year old girl who is frenemies with daisy and pippie.
daisy: samatha is my bestie

samantha:no im not
by jamelie.beanz June 13, 2018
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Samantha

Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".

Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."

Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".

Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!

Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 7, 2019
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samantha

the most perfect girl you will ever meet. she is gorgeous and sweet. she loves people and is very smart. any guy would be out of his mind lucky to have such an amazing girl. everybody loves sam.
“who’s that girl over there? damnnn she’s hot af” “oh that’s sam”
“did you see that samantha is helping with charity work in africa?” “that is sooo like her. she’s always so helpful
by thatperfectsister June 10, 2018
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