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Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
mugGet the Sales are hardmug.

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.
"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"
by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024
mugGet the robbery salemug.

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales
I am dying of sale cancer
by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sale cancermug.

weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
mugGet the weekly sales flyersmug.

riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
mugGet the riot salemug.

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Ikea Salemug.

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