swing

a term used in magic the gathering when a player declares his attackers

"allright, i'll swing with my grizzly bears and hit you for 2"

by mtgplayer February 5, 2009

Cum Slingshot

When a man, wearing a condom, finishes intercourse and then pulls the condom off of his member reservoir first, causing his seed to fly out onto his partner.

When Billy and Jane were finished having sex, Billy purposely grabbed the reservoir and ripped his condom off, so that he could give Jane a cum slingshot.

by Smartball January 18, 2006

branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree

"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."

by j37 November 18, 2009

swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

Swinger Soup

The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.

I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.

by YEAAH!!! April 5, 2010

Swingling

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005