Swedish Blowjob

Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis

Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob

by fannyadams November 2, 2010

Swedish Fish

1) A red, fish-shaped candy
2) A female fuck-friend

("Swedish Fish. A friend you can eat!")

1) *looks at friend* Nej. *looks at candy* Ja.
2) "Yo, bro, how are things between you and your swedish fish?"

by usversusthem March 31, 2009

Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are well known for their slag culture and the need to be constantly with a number of men and to carry out sexual activities such as blowjobs, hand jobs, 69ing, Bocating (licking another womans pussy for the mans pleasure). A swedish woman reaches her sexaul prime at the age of 13 as she would have been taught by her older siblings to start sexaul activites at a very young age. The swedish girls are known for being a 'good fuck' as they are up for EVERYTHING yea i mean EVERYTHING

Swedish girls are easy.... too easy

by Swedish Study April 26, 2007

Swedish Kiss

When somebody french kisses somebody else in the ass.

I just gave Susanne a swedish kiss and it tasted great said Dempa.

by Martensson August 27, 2006

swedish stacker

the act of defacating on your partners chest and then writing your name in it with you tongue.

Joe: man! i had a kick ass swedish stacker last night!

Mate: dude that shit is nasty..

Joe: she took it all...it was hot.

by johno57793 April 23, 2008

swedish swashbuckler

When the man is to the point to climax and inserts his entire fist into the woman's anus and then flattens his palm to widen it out in order to ejaculate into it.

I gave her a mean Swedish Swashbuckler last night.

by TJ and Eric April 23, 2006

Swedish Labriynth

The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.

"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."

by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011