Swag Fag

A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.

Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.

Bob: The swag level is off the charts.

by SpankyMcNuts August 10, 2014

Swag Boss

Someone with a level of swag that is unobtainable by anyone else.

Yo bro, I'm a total Swag Boss. You jelly?

by ChinSusan January 2, 2012

swag2020

Presidency campaign by popular streamers, Quackity with running mate GeorgeNotFound.
It stands for "So We Are Gamers"

I'm going to vote for swag2020 because of how gorgeous GeorgeNotFound is!

by silverarden September 21, 2020

Swassicle

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)

"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"

by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

Swagmeister

One's ability to have way too much swag.

2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!

by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

swaggeroni and cheese

The most badass macaroni... EVER!

"Yo dawg, did you see Tim yesterday? He was eating some damn swaggeroni and cheese."
"Bro, that kid's got serious swag."

by Nytesdawn February 26, 2013

swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.

Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "

by iris1234 July 27, 2016