Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.
Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"
"Probably all that student juice he's had"
"Probably all that student juice he's had"
by tomharding August 17, 2008
Get the Student Juice mug.You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME
Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel
You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"
Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG
You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"
Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG
by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015
Get the Student ID mug.One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
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These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
by Scorp September 22, 2003
Get the arts' student mug.if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009
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Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
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Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm
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