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Stoned Sunday

Stoned Sundays is a term used to refer to the day of the week that is designated for smoking, of marijuana, Ganja, Weed, Pot, and Chronic. Messed-Up Monday, Trashed Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Up Friday, Shit-faced Saturday, Stoned Sunday. It is the day used to cure the week long hangover without alcohol. The perfect fix for a week of partying and to prepare for the week ahead.
Dude, I'm so hungover, I'm glad it is Stoned Sunday. You got that chrone?

So glad it is Stoned Sunday, that week of alcohol was brutal.
by UConnsmokeitmon April 23, 2009
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Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
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Keith Stone

The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.

abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.

He must be a Keith Stone.
by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010
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stoned to the marrow

The Furthest you can get stoned.
Stoner 1: Man i am stoned to the bone!
Chong 1: Dude i am stoned to the marrow.
by C MART December 28, 2005
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stone sour

A pre-slipknot band with front man Corey Taylor, which formed in 1992 but didnt release an album till 2002 with roadrunner records. the album has 13 tracks including "get inside", "inhale" and the suprisingly soft "bother". and also a mind boggiling voiced story, that requires open mind and imagination to understand named "omega".this band takes a more soft approach than the later project (slipknot) with guitars solos, more intuitive lyrics. with only having one album few people have heard of this band.Stone sour has a new album coming out possibly spring 2006.

An alcohol beverage consisting of whisky and orange juice.
In 2002, i purchased a cd called Stonesour.

I had a Stone sour.
by killioughtta October 6, 2005
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Stoneblade

1 (literally), n.: A blade made of stone, usually granite or marble. Such weapons can usually be described as "epic as shit."

2 (commonly), n.: Describing something that is awesome or superior in some way.
1. The best way to kill that boss is to find the stoneblade for your warrior.

2. Dude, that pizza is the fucking stoneblade.
by thestonecoldnuts31 March 9, 2009
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rolling stoned

on Ecstasy and Weed.
ay, you rolling stoned?
by knoTHAstreets November 6, 2006
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