socialism

For voters who can't accept the real thing

"I can't believe it's not Communism!" Paul exclaimed after realizing Socialism is not communism

by AnnexTheFrikinZero December 25, 2012

socialism

I liberal's utopian world

socialism will never work

by tim July 22, 2003

Socitalist

A person who advocates a combination of socialism and capitalism. This is someone who accepts that capitalism is a the basic economic system of humanity, but believes that strict governmental oversight is necessary to maintain the sustainability and fairness of the system. Tags: socialism, capitalism, social, justice, political, economy, economics, sjw

Occupy Wall Street was a socitalist attempt to curb the excesses of pure capitalism.

by edward oleander December 31, 2015

Socialdistancingvert

A reserved or shy person who enjoys time alone, while also using a government to stay away from others

I wanted to go grocery shopping but decided to be a socialdistancingvert

by Alchemizt April 4, 2020

Socialism

Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff it does the more socialist it is, and when it does a whole lotta stuff, that's called communism?

The government wants to tax cigarettes? That's socialism!

by geckomaxz January 10, 2021

Socialism

Socialism is a system of government for lazy losers who are to stupid or lazy to earn their own living and would rather latch onto those who made a place for themselves in society and take their earnings. Much like a flea taking blood from its host.

Hey did you see that that idiot? She's a socialist she'd rather sit on her ass instead of be a member of society. What a fucking retard for supporting socialism.

by SuperCringe69 March 8, 2023

Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.

"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".

by Hiroish June 22, 2014