smorgasbord

your "crew"

crew

My smorgasbord is sick, yo.

My smorgasbord would take your smorgasbord any day man.

by Yellowsnow March 8, 2004

smore

a three way with a white person, a black person and a mexican person. Gender doesnt matter.

I was watchin this porno and these three girls were makin a smore.

by Devante January 25, 2008

smore

a sophomore in high school.

Britny: "What grade is that guy in? Hes gorgeous!"
Taylor: "Umm, maybe a fish.. maybe a smore. Definatly not a senior. But yea, he is WAY gorgeous though!"

by Britny December 28, 2005

Smoof

Smoof is a describing word. It is for people who do not attend university.

Paul is a Smoof. Cameron and the smoof went to the Store

by kilakan February 17, 2010

Swedish Smore

When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy

Jack had a swedish smore.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

Smore

Girls who are smutty whores.

Look at those smores walking down the street.

by Thurm December 28, 2005

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011