smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010

sheffer

A bitch ass mofo

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit

by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013

Skeffy

skeffy is a big, gigantic slag, basically. if you have slept with 2 people in 1 month, your a skeffy.

if you have slept with people you dont know well then ur a skeffy.

if you sleep with about 7 people in less than a year ur a skeffy.

emma is a proper skeffy

james fucked lisa and hannah hes a dodgy skeffy man

by mAdXXX July 1, 2007

smuff

the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"

schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words

by ME November 27, 2003

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

skeff

anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."

fart turd poop beef smelly skeff

by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009