scubum

Scuba diver as a life style. Like surf bum but scuba dives instead

If this doesn’t work out I’m going to resort to plan b, move to the islands and live like a scubum.

by Ncsflower June 13, 2018

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Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

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Scubbin

Scoop, information, details about an event, activity or person.

Do you have any scubbin on tomorrow’s birthday party?

by Anaspeak October 12, 2018

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When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018

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