Friend: "Yo dude, I just got ten girls numbers at the mall and a bunch of them want to fuck me!"
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009
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Swander (n)- a purposeful wander. Final destination is known, but you do other sporadic things on route.
Person 1: Got to get the train at 330, might go a swander to burn some time.
Person 1: You could say we have spent the last hour swandering up this street.
Person 1: You could say we have spent the last hour swandering up this street.
by James Fowler May 27, 2006
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Get the Wang Slanger mug.Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.
My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.
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Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.
Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?
The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.
Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?
The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.
by LorisLover August 5, 2011
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Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport
They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.
Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport
They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.
I was peeing in a bathroom, I thought i was alone. But when I was finished and turned around, THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME!!!!!!!
He slenderported behind my back.
He slenderported behind my back.
by GeckZero June 12, 2014
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