marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

Simms Disease

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.

Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.

by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011

Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

by Anti simp June 1, 2020

Simp

A man who does anything to suck up to a woman for the simple goal of making her like him more than others.
Like giving her gifts to make her happy, or donating loads of money to her if shes a twitch streamer.

(Example of a simp:Dinonuggets (twitch streamer) )

Person 1:Oh god, here comes Greg Heffley, hes such a simp.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.

by Gamergirlbathwater March 25, 2020

Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.

This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.

by quagblar March 7, 2007

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004