Simmerron

Da infamous "Cadillac dat wasn't", with a hideous body-design and a lackluster engine dat always ran a bit hot, matching da tempers of any folks unfortunate enough to drive them.

Da Cadillac Simmerron has a bit of a cult following nowadays, just as with other classic "cars we loved to hate" like AMC's Pacer and Gremlin. But most folks --- and even GM itself --- would prefer to just forget about them!

by QuacksO October 7, 2023

Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.

“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”

by JellySplat October 23, 2023

simmertry

Equal slow-cooking of all da pots of food in a batch.

Da word "simmertry" can also refer to all da folks in a given locale's being equally "steamed" about whatever undesirable situation is present there.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Simmyia

Simmyia is a girl who is slightly shy but when you least expect it, she has a fiery side. She is also very attractive and that makes the boys crazy. Simmyia is very loyal but she attracts toxic people. Simmyia is almost always heartbroken by her exes.

Boy: Is that Simmyia
Girl:OMG, yes it is. She’s so pretty
Boy: She has a boyfriend though
Girl 2:I heard he’s toxic

by Saelim__11ornot November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023