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Bed shift

When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.
Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.
by schwigittyschwag February 5, 2015
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national shitty

national shitty aka nasty city aka national city is south of Barrio Logan north of Chulajuana aka Chula part of San Diego's south bay area. Gritty industrial and former industrial area, high crime rates, low income, and a city that keeps trying to represent itself.
national shitty is ghetto why don't we go over to chulajuana or otay or san ysidro
by dylanmitchell October 26, 2018
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Slop-shitty

When you’re too drunk to say full words so they all combine. There may be crying involved.
“We had to take care of Liz because she was slop-shitty”
by ItJustHitMe December 29, 2018
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Dick Shift

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020
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Rarufu Shift

When you have been moderating discord for 24 hours or more and haven't slept or eaten in three days. Also you may be extremely stressed due to *insert crypto FUD* and may have been unwillingly rugged in the last 48 hours due to literally no fault of your own.
"Pulling a Rarufu shift here"
by Rarufu July 8, 2021
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graveyard shift

a working shift that begins at midnight or 2 AM
I don't think I would have enough energy to stay awake during a graveyard shift.
by Light Joker July 26, 2005
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night shift nurses

A Hentai Anime based on a perverted Gynecologist that is hired to have sex with various nurses in a hospital in preparation for a 'special' ward: a brothel.

The series contains around 10 episodes, the last few being re-caps that look back at previous un-discovered events following the doctor's murder (in the form of criminal investigation and interrogations of the nurses).

It is often considered to be one of the most intense hentais, due to:

-The huge focus on scat, BDSM, and anal sex.
-The infamous 'egg scene', where numerous eggs are inserted into a nurses's vagina and later 'mashed' with the doctor's penis, then orgasm'd out.
-Water-bloating fetish.
-Human waste (scat) consumption fetish.
-The sharp transition between innocence to downright whore-like mentality of the nurses in short amounts of time.
-The focus on domination over once innocent, 'good' nurses.
-Etc...

It has been suggested from numerous sources that only a few viewers have finished the series without turning it off, due to disgust at some point.
"Man...I watched that hentai about the nurses you leant me, and I couldn't even finish my breakfast eggs this morning."

"Night Shift Nurses- isn't that the one really disturbing hentai everyone mentions?"
by Stiffofdeth December 28, 2007
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