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A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.
"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."
by pastorlode February 23, 2014
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Second Saturday

When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"
by Rob the Cable Guy December 9, 2008
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Roma Mitchell secondary college

Roma Mitchell secondary college, Or RMSC is the worst fucking highschool in Adelaide. Full of teachers that can't teach, full of retard kids. The school acts like a fucking private school but is a public school. It gives you a detention for wearing the wrong color socks but does nothing to bullies. A complete and utter waste of childhood.
Kid 1 "I love Roma Mitchell secondary college"
Kid 2 "You must be autistic"
by rmsc_autistic_memes November 23, 2019
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Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school

where the only ghost in the toilet is people doing ghost, and where the teacher all cannot talk properly and where lawrence hobby is to hunt for phone and fly fast car
‘Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school’ is where the girl kena pregnant right ?
by sherlockflykite August 19, 2021
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2007 Boston Security Scare

The 2007 Boston magnetic light scare was an incident that occurred in Boston, Massachusetts and the Greater Boston area on January 31, 2007. Boston police found magnetic light devices with battery packs around the city, mistaking them for strategically-placed bombs. These devices turned out to be elements of a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a film based on the animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late-night programming block. The G4 television network has dubbed the incident "Aquagate." This event just showed how stupid and how much some people can overreact.

In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."

In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).

The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.

Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.
Officer Bob: "Hey whats that glowing light?"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya

"1-31-07 Never Forget"
by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007
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SECURE THE BAG

Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!
Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!
by GAWDKING October 8, 2019
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5 second bullride

The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
by Kenny Bowers November 13, 2011
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