scientology

A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.

A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.

practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.

Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2008

science goddess

A female scientist of extreme intelligence, wit and beauty.

The science nerds were drooling over the science goddesses at the convention.

by science nerd December 21, 2008

scientology

scientology, derived from the latin meaning douche

he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.

non scientologist: woah man look at all these stupid scientology douchebags hanging around

scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!

by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 3, 2009

scientology

A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.

Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!

by SoloingMaverick April 18, 2006

it's science

A phrase used to give validity to a point that would otherwise be entirely absurd.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

by dano magnum May 7, 2007

scientology

A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.

Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

political science

Political science: The study of politics; the study dates back to Plato and even Hammurabi and arguably even taught in the animal kingdoms in animal hierarchies. History, philosophy, religion, and law were historically the main topics of study in political science. Modern political science studies political behavior through survey samples of a population, controlled experiments, and other data collection methods that can be statistically analyzed.

Bob: "What did you study in college."
Tom: "Political Science"
Bob: "Oh, basket weaving, ha ha ha."
Tom: "It's not basket weaving; it's law, fool!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007