Rubenn

This name is given to the chadest of the chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case

Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."

by Megachad69 November 23, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is a really super sexy boy that all the girls fall for

Ruben

by Ruben Davenport November 23, 2021

Ruben sundell

A funny guy,usually with glasses and floppy hair. Is not as funny as he thinks though

Ruben sundell seems fun!

by Tuplamaxi November 23, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is kinda gay.

Have you seen Ruben? Yes, he's kinda gay.

by DeDeFighter November 24, 2021

Ruben

RUb

HI Ruben
RUub

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021

Ruben

This mf always acting gay. He pulls all the men tho

Mom “Have you finally pulled some bitches?”

Ruben “No, I like men”

by Slixx999 November 24, 2021

Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021