rusty trombone

1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.

Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.

by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008

rusty sherrifs badge

the hole in your arse, see also
rusty bullet wound

she tried to stick her finger in my rusty sherrifs badge

by gary anton November 29, 2003

rusty tuna

An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.

Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.

I'll have a Rusty Tuna please.

by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007

Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer

My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.

by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013

rusty trombone

favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"

by cannon2001 March 23, 2009

A Rusty Venture

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.

She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.

by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010