right-wing brain rot

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.

Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.

by Nihilistic July 13, 2023

Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot

A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth

Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...

by Beef Titan 69 March 31, 2022

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

Rot Log

A large and particularly smelly dump.

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”

by Kindgenius September 6, 2020

rot day

When you lay in bed and do nothing all day.

I was so productive yesterday, today is my rot day.

by loveylovey2002 February 29, 2024

Rot

(Verb) You know when it's 5 p.m on a Sunday? You've got nothing planned out (because let's be real, if you didn't start doing something from the very beginning of your Sunday, the rest is probably gonna be the same) and you're just stuck there, either on your phone doom-scrolling or just wasting away in bed? Then you were rotting.
A.k.a An introvert's wet dream

Marshall: Hey man, how was your weekend?
Dennis: It was really boring! I stayed home rotting and eating some grapes my mom bought.

by GloomyAfternoon June 20, 2024

Faggot Rot

A person, place or thing that is tied to homosexuality and is rotting away due to misuse.

“That gay brothel is suffering from Faggot Rot!”

by Fingleton May 15, 2025