The sexual act of pooing in your own hand and then depending on its consistency moulding it into a ball ...by the way your doing this whilst back scuttling a lass (or lad) upon your climax you throw your "grenade" at the back of her head shouting "hail ceasar" for no apparent reason .
Shit got a bit crazy last night, went back home with a lass. She was utter filth and said claimed she didn't have any boundaries. That changed when I performed the Roman Handgrenade on her. She called the police and was arrested.
by Tony Chong June 14, 2018
Get the Roman Handgrenamug. And orgy, but not with the goal of simply pleasing yourself. But of spreading diseases within a community.
by Armando Petulliu September 14, 2023
Get the Roman Shagmug. The title awarded to only the most fierce, and consistent attacker in Clash Of Clans. To hold the name Roman Power it is said that you must be able to 3 star any base, despite a significant town hall advantage.
by cowboy wordsmith August 3, 2017
Get the Roman Powermug. by Jackturtleguy November 2, 2017
Get the Roman Plowmug. Kemp is the son of Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman. His mother was a backing vocalist for the 1980s duo Wham! and a member of Pepsi & Shirlie, whilst his father is mainly known for being in the band Spandau Ballet and was also an actor in the soap opera EastEnders and a footballer for Melchester Rovers in comic strip Roy of the Rovers. He is the youngest of two children, having an older sister, Harley Moon. Singer George Michael was his godfather.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
by sasends December 4, 2017
Get the roman kempmug. by Emma Gray January 20, 2020
Get the Roman Kuzmickmug. Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020
Get the Roman lettucemug.