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RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006
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Ritard

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.
Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.
by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 1, 2017
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Ritard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
by E-Trock April 28, 2005
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Ritabinge

n. Overindulgence on one's supply of Ritalin.
"I haven't slept in three days. That last Ritabinge really kicked my ass."
by Mamasan_22 February 14, 2009
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Ritualistic

adjective.

Usually referring to an act or person, could be used to refer to ritual such as prayer. It can also be used as a description of a person were the person likes to preform many rituals of religion. Could be used as an insult when properly used.
This prayer is very ritualisctic I feel in touch with god.
John is a very Ritualistic person, he likes to pray all the time
You ritualistic piece of shit
by Elehandro June 3, 2018
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Ritard

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.
Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.
by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018
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Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins
Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
by jessZILLA August 8, 2009
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