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Retail-rape

The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.
"Girl, that bitch at Nordstrom's totally retail-raped you. You'd best return that heinous bag."
by ihatechoosingusernames May 1, 2009
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Wicked Retahded

1. Used to reference something good or exceptional
2. Used negatively in response to the rest of the world's obsession/hatred of the Boston area accent.
3. Used to descride how your face looks after I fight you for critisizing my accent despite being unprovoked.
"That homerun Ortiz hit was wicked retahded", "Why does everyone act wicked retahded when it comes to our accent?", "Hey Mike, look what I just did to this douchebags face, he looks wicked retahded!"
by Kiva August 30, 2008
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Internet Retard

Basically a person who is retarded, can't type correctly, and should not be on the internet.
This is a review on newegg I read about a refrigerator.

"nice gold drinks for my bedroom/ media center/ gammer area

white Reviewed By: MidnightFang on 9/13/2009

Rating + 5

Tech Level Tech Level: somewhat high - Ownership: 1 day to 1 week

This user purchased this item from Newegg

Pros: i love this fridge ive wanted one forever and now i own this nice frige, keeps my drinks ice cold.

Cons: NA

Other Thoughts: buy this for a dorm or a bedroom its great to have. "

The person who reviewed this is considered an Internet Retard.
by windowsfuckingseven May 31, 2010
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gay retard

A word made up by iDubbbz, often used by his fans.
by OnePiggoBenis May 4, 2018
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retarblican

1.A retarded republican (GOP). 2. A dupe for a republican. 3. One who lacks the wealth to be an “actual” republican, yet supports the policies that victimize him. 4.conservatard 5. republitard6. one who lacks critical thought; drinks the "cool-ade'
“Only a retarblican actually would believe the corporately owned media is liberal.” “The middleclass woman who is a member of the republican party must be a retarblican because it was the conservatives who opposed women’s suffrage.”
by ad-92129 November 19, 2010
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retard gap

the space between a person's ski goggles and ski helmet that makes them look like a retard. the only thing worse than a retard gap is a retard gap with tufts of hair sticking out from it.
"You have the largest retard gap have ever seen"
by niggalipnick January 4, 2010
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Retard

\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.
Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.
by Magic kitty April 9, 2022
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