toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.

Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!

by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004

rectal

When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.

Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.

by snapkrackle October 27, 2010

Rectal sunami

shit leaving your ass with great force.

After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.

by Scum i am October 2, 2007

Restaurant Whore

a person who primarily goes on dates for the sole purposes of obtaining a free meal. Depending on the price of said restaurant this person call also be referred to restaurant, skank or restaurant hoe.

Girl: last week, he took me too McDonald's, Applebees, and Chili's and tomorrow we are going to RED LOBSTER.

Girl #2: Hmm, someone sounds like a real restaurant whore!

Girl # 1 Jealous??

Girl # 2 (sarcastically) of Red Lobster, of course. I loves me some imitation crabmeat!

by MEAN MINA NYC September 23, 2010

Rectal Tourettes

Loudly passing gas in mid-sentence without pausing or acknowledging the event.

Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!

by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011

dodgy rental

A well established jargon term used in the car rental industry in and around Heathrow Airport. It refers to a situation where the sales rep is aware of a problem with the rental but nevertheless proceeds knowing that there is good commission to be had.

That was a dodgy rental where the Russian Mafia boss took the Mercedes for a week using his home made credit card and driving licence issued in Tibet. Mind you he bought all the extras so who cares?

by The Fruit Farmer August 5, 2003

Resale

The best way to shop if you want to be kind to the Earth, save money, get awesome stuff and piss off giant retailers, who are charging you way too much. Shopping resale supports your local economy and let's you buy obscene amounts of goodies, which makes you a real American and happy too.

I buy all my clothing at trendy resale shops because I am smart and cool.

by Resale Fanatic December 26, 2011