Well, I was reading the bible today, and it says that I get to go to heaven if I follow this religions every wim! Yay! It must be true, cuz this book says so!
by Kiefer poons April 10, 2006
Get the religion mug.There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
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Composed of the root words: "religion" and "originality", Religionality means to discover religion in a unique and original way, one that is self-defined.
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Composed of the root words: "religion" and "originality", Religionality means to discover religion in a unique and original way, one that is self-defined.
Oscar: What is your religion?
Tyrone: My religionality is one that I came up with myself and different than others.
Tyrone: My religionality is one that I came up with myself and different than others.
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