reidtard

n. Offensive Slang

Used as a disparaging term for a person with the intellectual capacity of a cabbage.

Person X: "A, B, C, E, F, G, L, 17, Papua New Guinea, B, Q, R, S, T, U, Triangle, Y, Z"

Person Y: "Wtf? You're such a reidtard."

by Reidtard Submission Man December 21, 2005

reentify

Verb: to fix a damadged or poorly made joint by opening it up and re-rolling it in a new paper

"these skins are coming apart, im goint to have to reentify it"

by Kained2K July 17, 2005

Reindert

A really strange guy...

OMG! It's a REINDERT!!!

by The Noobinator January 2, 2011

reinforced cage

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.

Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

reincarnation

This definition has already been accepted, but I would like to correct some grammar and punctuation mistakes, as follows:

Reincarnation is the process wherein the spirit of a being living in the 3rd Dimension will upon the death of said being return to the Spirit of Origin sometimes called First Life and bring with it any wisdom of life or knowledge of relationships between living beings that it has learned during its material life. This same spirit then gets dissolved back into the Spirit of Origin where it will never again exist as the ego or other ruling consciousness of a being living in the 3rd Dimension. However, the dissolved spirit will be spread throughout the universe which is the body of the Spirit of Origin in that part of life that can be comprehended by intelligent species wherever in the universe life might arise. This process is also known as Spiritual Evolution.

It is wrong to think that any spirit is reincarnated to the 3rd Dimension intact as it once was, unless there are powerful forces being exerted on it to remain as the same being, such as the forces used by the Dalai Lama of the occupied nation of Tibet to be reborn over and over until he has done everything that he can do to help guide his people, at which time he or perhaps someday she will train a spirit so it can prepare as his successor, who will take over the role of the new Dalai Lama while the abdicating Dalai Lama is submerged into the Spirit of Origin, and that Spirit will evolve spiritually by learning the wisdom brought to it by the tired spirit of the Religious Leader of Tibet. Of course, through reincarnation, every spirit returning to First Life brings something that it has learned about life, and interacting with other beings, but generally that wisdom is not so great and not so well understood that it may be chosen to return to the 3rd Dimension to teach others what it has learned.

by rawgod February 28, 2017

Reidtard

A unique type of retard that only applies to people with the name of Reid. Reidtards are usually white fuckboys who try to act hard and ghetto but end up making fools of themselves. Many times they have sly grins and laugh loudly at their own jokes and at normal things, such as a waitress asking for their order.

Ugh, he tries to act so tough but he’s just a reidtard...

by Scraloni January 2, 2020

Reindeer Games

When you stick a string of jingle bells up your ass and run around with antlers on playing 'reindeer games'.

"Me and my girl played reindeer Games last night! Her ass twerked me a song of Christmas past!"

by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021