Regretspedition

an outing that leaves you full of regret and/or shame

Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."

by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014

Regret

diarrhea , what to call diarrhea in nicer terms

Those regrets I had last night kept me from seeing the new movie.

by whalewatchmeplz April 4, 2016

regreteels

When you have da feels because of your favorite character and regret (partially) loving him/her.
Pretty common in anime/game fandoms like Danganronpa.

"Man, I had so many regreteels with (insert character)'s death yesterday..."

by Nemurin October 15, 2016

regretamedia

Regretting joining a social app due to its being stupid, too stupid, posting regrettable things on there, etc.

Look at this perfect example of regretamedia- joining a Facebook group full of fuckboys.

by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016

Regret

A freshman that hails from New Jersey and is too addicted to memes that every sentence has the word dank in them. He tries to be cool, but really he is a mistake

OH GOD DON'T TALK TO HIM. HE IS A TYLER.
IT'S A WALKING PILE OF REGRET

by Tiller Fillayo February 14, 2017

Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

regretarian

Someone who has second thoughts after eating meat.

Alice: I feel so sorry for the poor little chicken who died to be our dinner...
Bob: Havin' a bout of regretarianism, aren't you?

by .NetRolller 3D October 6, 2017