Ralph

Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

by permious prime July 3, 2011

Ralphing

When you and some freinds are driving in a car and when there is a person you pull over shout AYE YO RALPH!! and speed off

it is great fun

you can also do walking ralphing and e-ralphing

Lets go ralphing

Yea man i love ralphing

by AYEYORALPH September 6, 2009

Ralph oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell "RALPH OVEN!" and let him enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

John nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special Ralphie!

by Ralphie March 24, 2005

ralphitus

Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.

Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.

by magnus September 15, 2003

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009

ralphrim

When You give a rimjob to someome as they are ralphing into the toilet

The best cure for a hangover is a good ralphrim

by chichi09 December 1, 2009