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Rachel

She's a gorgeous girl, but has a lot of pictures of herself on Facebook. She knows she is pretty and takes advantage of that by thinking she can get any guy she wants. She's a complete heart-breaker and ruins guys perspectives on girls. Her ex boyfriends never get over her because she is such a sinister bitch. She always tries to get her exes to keep falling for her because she is extremely good at lying. She usually has sex with every boyfriend she has. Beware: Her next boyfriend might be your best friend, dad, uncle, cousin, or the person you hate the most.
1: "Did you see Rachel's new Facebook upload?"
"Yeah, dude, it looks the same as every other one."

2: "Are you over Rachel yet?"
"It's kind of hard to be when she just had sex with my best friend."

heart-breaker
by Dawn Soap July 25, 2011
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Rachel Sojka is a disgusting fat bitch in mactown. She will only be your friend if she wants something, then when shes done she'll send her little fat mexican bitch to beat you up. Haha Shes a total fatass and nobody will date her.
Omg i was friends with a total rachel sojka then she stole all my friends and sent her bitch to "hurt" me
by Backstabbed and suicidal March 16, 2013
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Wow that Rachel is a shitcunt
by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016
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I'm in the mood for some Rachel, but it always leaves a NASTY taste in mouth.
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(N.) A Ratchet Ass Old Hoe, Whos Cuntswaylow & Has Huge Titties that she never knows when to put them away. Usually from the one goes in me, two come outta me tribe. Could be seen at Pride with no top, eating cheeseburger slammers from the "Me So Hungry" wagon, taking photos with MORE TOE & a FourLoKo in hand. Rachel's can also be seen at wild & crazy after hour bon fire parties with grand pa pas, and pushing friends in wheelbarrows. If you attempt to approach a Rachel at a bar, be aware of her ginormous knockers, they could just knock you the fuck out!!!! Although Rachel seems a little rough around the edges, she's actually good hearted and down to earth. And would most likely give you the shirt off her back.
1. "Man, How'd you get that shiner?" "Oh, her names Rachel."

2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"

3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"

4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!

5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"

Ratchet old hoe tatas Ginormous cheeseburger wheelbarrow bar Beware
by TRUE FRIENDS September 21, 2013
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Someone who loves big hairy men and likes to lick ass and chew dingleberries. She likes to party a little too hard, and ends up crazy drunk hurph-murphing in the tub with a strange man.
That girl at the party was so disgusting, what a Rachel
by 123980 January 3, 2013
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person 1: Who's that girl doing her homework there?
person 2: Oh, that's Rachel, you should see her practice her violin, she's like addicted to it.

:P
by someone-in-the-world-3 December 16, 2011
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