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by Rico Bram July 29, 2011
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A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017
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“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
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Get the Jay ripping mug.An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010
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