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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005

stinky ramen

a sex act too gross to be described

"hey man, you see that chick over there, katie, she likes it when you give her a stinky ramen."

"dude thats sick!"

by why do you ask September 8, 2009

mexican ramen

A dish originating in Lewiston ME. comprised of prepared Ramen and Taco Bell brand Fire or Hot sauces. After preparing one brick of any flavor Ramen, add 2 packets of Taco Bell hot sauce, stir well, and enjoy.

Yo, whatchu eating later?
Mexican Ramen, you still got those fire sauces from last time we went to T-B?
Hells yeah, lets mexify this.

by TheRamenKing March 1, 2009

Fueled By Ramen

The label that shaped Fall Out Boy and currently has artists such as Paramore, Panic!At The Disco, Twenty One Pilots and Nate Ruess.

I love many of the artists signed to Fueled By Ramen.

by cliquechic August 15, 2016

Top Ramen

It means Nudes. The slang started with noodles but then that slang transitioned to top ramen.

Yo, that chick I was telling you about hit me up with some top ramen.

by Yeetermcgeeter April 10, 2017

top ramen

A cheap food consisting of dried noodles and an artificial flavoring packet. Top Ramen is known for being the stock-up food of choice in poor families because of it's value. It's flavors include but are not limited to: Shrimp, Chicken, Beef, and Oriental. Some of these flavors taste better than others, and some of the new flavors are simply horrid. Top Ramen will forever remain infamous!

1. "Look over there, The Chavez Family is buying Top Ramen again."

2. "Top Ramen is a great value Bob, but it sure does taste like shit!"

3: "Yes Ron, you are right..Top Ramen sucks..unless you're POOR!"

by Andrew M. September 22, 2005