Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.

Ralph is evil.

by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

Ralph

Ralph has the biggest penis in the world he is so hot and he can get any fucking girl in the world he also can straight up fuck anyone he wants so be carful! ralph can be dangerous to be around

holy jees ralph u have a humguos one

by Catgirl153 November 23, 2021

Ralph Sadleir Middle School

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019

Ralphing

V. The act of ditching your friends

Dude, rahul keeps ralphing He is such a flake.

by Bubbabarnes1414 February 10, 2017

Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Ralph

Hello my name is Ralph. People call me Ralphie. I like to play a game called Roblox

Hello my name is Ralph. People call me Ralphie. I like to play a game called Rob

by TrAnSpOrT_mEdiA March 3, 2019

Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009