Tote Quote

A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.

Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.

Man, what a "tote quote."

by ShutupSkinface November 3, 2011

Nora Quoirin

A truly wonderful girl or Franc/Irish descent, who sadly was reported missing on August 4th 2019 in a Malaysian rainforest. According to the BBC News, she was born with holoprosencephaly, a mental condition and she was extremely vulnerable. Thousands of people went to help find her in the rainforest, and on August 13th 2019 a body was found near to where she went missing. It has not yet been identified, but it is believed to be Nora. R.I.P

Person 1: Did you hear about Nora Quoirin on the news?
Person 2: Yes, it’s so sad.

by URBAN_09 August 13, 2019

retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.

So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!

by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006

Emotional Quotient

An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.

Her emotional quotient was above average.

by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017

quote on life

if there is someone in your life that is an arrogant asshole, who thinks whatever he thinks is the outcome of the problem, then what do you do? Do you tell them what is wrong? Or do you just leave it? No one knows the answer. the only thing to do is do what you believe is right. if you forget or try to forget about it, then it comes back only worse. don't bottle up anything cause thats how you go crazy. Don't let people get to you. You are who you are. if you cant accept it, then life will be hell. just do what you got to do. Make don't break your life you only got one.

damn that quote on life is deep

by BOZhawk January 11, 2009

quote unquote

Quote unquote was an improper usage of quotation marks. When you quote somebody, you have a quote and an endquote, a.k.a., "Unquote," but sometimes people will just say quote unquote. And I'm gonna say, if you do the quote thing with your fingers, stop it now. That's not how it works.

Anyhow, quote unquote, why are you reading this?

For example,

Nancy said, quote unquote We will be leaving for Arizona tomorrow morning. ( Incorrect )

Nancy said, "We will be leaving for Arizona tomorrow morning." ( Correct )

by AnonymousAnHi March 21, 2017

Quoteology

is a religion centered on the teachings of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford. Quoteology was founded in the early days of 2009. Disciples of Quoteology base their teachings on the little know book titled, The Edison and Ford Quote Book. Adherents to Quoteology, known as Quoters, believe that all of society's problems can be solved by reading the profound quotes of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford.

Sample Quotes from the teachings of Quoteology - I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God - Thomas Edison. Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose -Thomas Edison.If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford.

by The WL April 1, 2009