pyrovirgophobia

gk pyro -fire; virgo -virgin; phobia (from phobos) -fear

n: A phobia. An irrational fear based on the belief that one's dancing resembles that which is seen in old movies right before a tied-up virgin is sacrificed. Specifically in rituals involving fire.

The usage can be extended to other types of virgin sacrifice involving strange, wild dancing.

Oh, no, sorry! I'd love to, but I have pyrovirgophobia. I can't dance to anything because I'm afraid it will get mistaken as the cue for a virgin to get tossed into a volcano. Then his or her death would be on my hands. Really, sorry... it's not you...

by EmperorBiggles May 23, 2014

pyrocalphobia

Pyro-cal-phobia:

- The fear of burning calories

That dude is such a fat lazy bag of crap, he got the pyrocalphobia.

by DJ Law July 8, 2014

pyrocuted

When there is a burn so bad that you have to mention it is lethal af.

Might also refer to death by extreme heat

That comment pyrocuted that ignorant bitch

by Dr know little(onion San) February 28, 2016

pyrocuted

1. used to describe the burn that can does lethal damage on ego.
2. Can also refer to death by heat.

wow dude you pyrocuted that bitch!
Putin pyrocuted brrocobama by his one liner on his mistake of delivering arms to middle east

by Dr know little(onion San) February 29, 2016

Pyrorectum

Assholes that burn.

I had PYRORECTUM after those hot wings.

by Summermedic February 3, 2018

Pyronecrocanablism

To fuck and ear burning dead bodies started by the cult of MMM Meth Monster Maniacs in the early 1800's

The pyronecrocanablism cult, the cult of MMM was spotted mung heaving last night in the local cemetery

by Heith suddz August 25, 2018

pyrophobic

The hatred of Pyrocynical & his fan base. Usually resulting in violence and dead memes.

Guy 1: Man I love Pyrocynical
Guy 2: What are you fucking gay, never speak to me again
Guy 1: You're pyrophobic

by JustSomeBread October 2, 2018