putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

puttin cheese on my burger

1. generating cash flow for oneself
2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.

slack mother fucker: Hey dude it's tuesday night and it's only midnight...lets go mud doggin' or somethin

jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow

by nigrigged June 4, 2007

petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Patting

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.

"He was up till the early hours patting"

by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009