Putin

Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?

Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022
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putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth
by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.
Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!
by starefactor March 1, 2022
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Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself
Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there
by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.
Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

PUTINIZE

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022
mugGet the PUTINIZEmug.

Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.
You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.
by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022
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