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Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.
by Orzi December 9, 2009
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Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.
Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.
by Cave Moss February 24, 2012
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Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
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muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
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crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
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fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
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Piston Puppet

How to describe a person that has been fucked so hard or for so long that their body flops around like puppet with every pounding thrust.
About 3-hours into the surprise gangbang party my wife was a pouncing bouncing spit roasted piston puppet. I warned her about trying to party too hard in the beginning but she's loves looking like a cock pierced voodoo doll within the 1st hour.
by Crumpedout_27 April 27, 2019
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