puppet sex

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.
we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!
by headpoet January 02, 2016
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butt puppet

In prison, Bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet.
by Chimp June 23, 2003
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Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
by 4Drunks December 18, 2010
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The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.
I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!
by The Puppet Master January 06, 2018
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sluz puppet

A chick (or guy) who you like to occassionally like use as a booty call and they will also do anything you like sexually for not only you but who ever you tell her to do so too, including mates, strangers etc.
" I got that sluz puppet to fuck me and three of my mates last and the guy from down the road last night"
by Sick Rotor January 16, 2008
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puppet slut

A puppet slut is generally an Asian, but could be any woman who enjoys the act of anal fisting
I should give the bitch susan a call tonight, she's such a puppet slut, she'll do anything.
by Fucked mikes mom November 14, 2013
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Puppet show

A handjob preformed through one’s pockets
The janitor asked her for a puppet show. She said no way. He thought this was wack.(hungry hand puppets- a variation of this terminology)

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by Highmay710-69-93 June 29, 2021
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