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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
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Pujeebus

The god of the sticks, Pujeebus rules over Stick World. He has sent his son, Stickley, to teach all sticks to fight, hate, and destroy. Pujeebus lives, works, and gets around in a cloud which is operated by a single joy-stick.
"Now Stawn, follow Pujeebus, and you will make it to one of the good Stick Recycling Plants when you are destroyed by another stick."
by 343GS September 28, 2003
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heart-puke

an involuntary physical reaction on the gut from an intense emotional pain
As the hum of Jack's pickup began to fade, the pain of regret burst right into his gut and Ennis pulled over to wrench out a long, unsatisfactory heart-puke.
by linnaewen March 21, 2011
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Pukes

The act of or the action of relieving your stomach contents in a matter of bile, food, or other stomach contents is projected from the stomach to the esophagus out of the mouth. Also known as throwing up.
Throwing up drunk or sick aka pukes
by DamionF May 19, 2010
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Puke

Ang baho ng puke mo.
by Amang_Hudaz February 2, 2010
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Pudee

One Epic, fantastic, Hillarious guy!!
Usually shy in big groups,
such a trustworthy friend,

tell Pudee ANYTHING!!
He will always be there for you and he doesn't hold grudges.

If u have not met a Pudee, meet a Pudee because they are Epic!!! :D

love ya Pudee!
There's Pudee!
Everyone goes to hug him because he's awesome :P
by Gnorstmra Enomis December 29, 2009
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Duck Puke

Vomiting, expulsion of the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Vomiting is often preceded by nausea, sweating, and excessive salivation,
although it can occur without warning. It is controlled by a specific part of the brain stem,
called the vomiting center,
that can be stimulated in several ways.
Most commonly, the center is excited by nerve impulses sent from the gastrointestinal tract
(the mouth, esophagus, stomach, and intestines)
when any part of the tract is overly distended (swollen), irritated, or excited.
Nerve impulses may also come from the balancing mechanism of the inner ear.
The vomiting center then sends impulses to the abdominal muscles involved in vomiting.
The muscles of the abdomen contract and the diaphragm
(the muscular partition between the chest and abdominal cavities)
pushes downward. These contractions compress the stomach, raising the internal pressure.
The esophageal sphincter (muscle between the stomach and the esophagus) then relaxes,
forcing up the contents of the stomach.
Vomiting associated with irritation of the gastrointestinal tract can occur as the result of improper eating;
food poisoning; stomach irritations brought about by chemicals, drugs, or excessive amounts of alcohol;
gastrointestinal obstructions; and many infectious diseases.
It also may occur during pregnancy, usually from the 5th or 6th week through the 12th week
, and is most likely caused by fluctuating hormone levels.
Vomiting sometimes occurs because the vomiting center has been excited by impulses stimulated by stomach-turning sights or odors,
by particular drugs and anesthesia,
or by the motion of a ship, car, or airplane
Oh Fuck'a Duck Puke!
by Duck Puke September 2, 2003
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