Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

by 69 420 June 7, 2016

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.

"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"

by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017

Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

Puddle slut

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want

Dude, all I see around here are nasty ass puddle sluts!

by Mattie cole May 4, 2018

puddle hopper

A term to describe any 4 cylinder small car that can't get out of its own way.

Honda civic, toyota camery, ford focus, etc are all prime examples of puddle hoppers.

Did you see that asshole in his puddle hopper pull out in front of me?

by j pags March 23, 2009