Tongue Puddle 

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

Tongue Puddle by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

penis puddle 

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

penis puddle by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

queef puddle 

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

queef puddle by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

spunk puddle 

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.

Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!

spunk puddle by $ure $hot November 13, 2016

Fudge puddle 

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

Fudge puddle by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017

brown puddle 

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

brown puddle by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Bloody Puddle 

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

Bloody Puddle by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018