The deep love or irresistible attraction to something entirely new — an idea, creation, or phenomenon that has never existed before.
More than just liking novelty, Protagōphilia is an awe-struck devotion to firsts, originality, and emergent moments.
Often accompanied by goosebumps, wide-eyed wonder, and the inability to “unsee” what just appeared.
Origins:
From Greek prōtos (“first”) + philia (“love, affectionate regard”).
More than just liking novelty, Protagōphilia is an awe-struck devotion to firsts, originality, and emergent moments.
Often accompanied by goosebumps, wide-eyed wonder, and the inability to “unsee” what just appeared.
Origins:
From Greek prōtos (“first”) + philia (“love, affectionate regard”).
When the AI coined a word that had never been spoken by human or machine before, Tom felt a rush of Protagōphilia and knew his life had just changed.
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The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
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Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
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