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double pronto

similar to the shocker and juicer. It is when all four fingers are used. "Two in the pink and two in the stink."
Her loose ass hole enabled the use of the double pronto.
by Chief and Erock August 5, 2005
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NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.
ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!
by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009
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postoff

A challenge between two individuals to see who can post more times an third party Facebook wall.
"Has anybody seen Archie? I heard he's in the middle of a postoff"

"Doctor, what happened to my little Binktosh?" "Sorry, maam, but we did what we could, but the post off was too intense."
by The third vertex May 28, 2007
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pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.
"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"
by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007
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proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.
Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."
by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010
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Prosome

A cross between the words Pro and Awesome.
Whoah, that show was prosome!
by I rule over all of you... August 6, 2010
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prostable

One capable of prostitution. Opposite of improstable
Damn she's prostable; I'd pay to sleep with her.
by ajfajn May 27, 2011
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