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Poontography

A geek word, refering to the use of a thermal scope on a sniper rifle in infinity wards Popular game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is called so due to the abnormal resbelce to a vagina one bears when using said attachment on said gun.
Person 1: dude i just got sniped by some guy spawn sniping with the thermal scope on quarry.

Person 2: dude what freakin poontography
by Drummerdude2295 May 29, 2010
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A slight buzz obtained from one hit of good marijuana or up to 3 hits of bad marijuana that leaves the user feeling calm, lazy, and happy. This term can also be used to describe a plesent afterbuzz achieved after a really good high.
Dude, one hit of that Cali mist left me with a good iaconis (pronounced you-cone-iss)
by Ramb420 August 23, 2011
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porntongue

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009
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fae/faer pronouns

fae/faer pronouns are neopronouns first invented by a demi-girl for demi-girls to use. fae/faer pronouns are sometimes called offensive, though these pronouns are not intended to be offensive, and if you don't feel comfortable using them for cultural reasons, just ask the person if fae would be okay with you using they/them for faer. Never ask anyone to change their personal pronouns for your benefit.

Fae/faer pronouns decline similarly to she/her pronouns, so whenever you would say "she" instead say "fae". similarly, instead of "her" say "faer". "Fae" is pronounced with a similar vowel sound to "they", but it is most commonly singular ("fae is" not "fae are")

Objective: Fae is my friend/fae's my friend
Subjective: I saw faer yesterday
Possessive adjective: This was faer request
Possessive pronoun: This book is faers
Reflexive: Fae loves faerself
how to decline fae/faer pronouns:
Objective: Fae is my friend/fae's my friend
Subjective: I saw faer yesterday
Possessive adjective: This was faer request
Possessive pronoun: This book is faers
Reflexive: Fae loves faerself
by lillyllama315 November 11, 2021
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pontotoc

the town in mississippi where everybody hates david ethan gann and thinks he is a kinda cute creepy guy but he still prolly has a fairly large penis and he smells really good and has awesome hair but they still hate him bc he is bi
girl 1: hey did that david gann dude friend you on facebook?
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him
by davidthegannman January 19, 2012
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Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008
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emojiself pronoun

neopronouns that use emoji, emoji pronouns
My emojiself pronouns are 🍓/🍓s/🍓self
by slweeb December 16, 2020
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